Mark in the comments below, for each correct answer you get five internet points.

  1. Mothers In Ukraine Just Want Their Kids To Be Safe
  2. Instagram preys on our closest fears to keep us coming back
  3. ‘Like An Inferno:’ U.S. West Burning At Furious Pace So Far
  4. Can’t Find Baby Formula During The Shortage? Here’s What To Do (And Not Do).
  5. A lost dog crept into a couple’s bed overnight. She didn’t want to leave.

Washington may have had a head start but Huffington has caught up. It is up in the air who gets to be the third most important Democrat blog after NYT and Politico.

What the Washington Post does for a real story:

What the Washington Post does for a bullshit story – they give themselves an award.