China makes semi-secret delivery of missiles to Serbia

Russian ally Serbia took the delivery of a sophisticated Chinese anti-aircraft system in a veiled operation this weekend, amid Western concerns that an arms buildup in the Balkans at the time of the war in Ukraine could threaten the fragile peace in the region.

Who will be our assassinated Archduke, or are such things passe? We already know that Vlodomir Putinskyy, the Dictator of Ukrussia, has gassed his own people.

But it wouldn’t be World War without getting the Balkans involved, and the Chinese sending anti-aircraft to Serbia, well, the young ‘uns might not remember this, but a long time ago, in the last century, way back in the olden days of 1999…

President Bill Clinton was chilling on the Lolita Express with Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein on their way to Pedophile Island, bombing the hell out of Serbia because the Serbian Dictator of the time, Slobodan Michelob, was gassing his own people.

But then Clinton – probably distracted by the attentions of a certain Miss Lewinsky – “accidentally on purpose” bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade.

Then the right wing nuts jobs at the Zionist propaganda outfit spread the rumor that the Chinese were using secret communication transmissions to help the Serbians gas six million Albanians. Then Don Cheadle bribes David Koresh with a case of Maker’s … well, it gets complicated.

But the point is, once Balkan Dictators start Gassing Their Own People, that means World War III.

It will be like World War II, but more nukes. And biological weapons. And drones.

See? We warned you this would happen with direct election of Senators. Democracy doesn’t work. Egalitarianism, am I right?

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I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great
And they're only getting better

I'm doing all right
Getting good grades
The future's so bright
I gotta wear shades