So First Lady Michelle Obama taught kids to eat healthy food and exercise. She even planted an organic garden on the White House lawn. Well, good! She set a good example.

Kamala Harris teaches kids about other countries like Russia and how girls can grow up to be astronauts.

So Kamala Harris would be a good First Lady but clearly she isn’t competent to be the Vice President of the United States, especially not on the verge of World War III.

Plus – look, we’ve all watched her go into her giggle fits. Californ-i-a knows how to party, we get it, but I think everyone assumed even if the weedage is technically legal now that she wouldn’t be smoking that shit while on official duty.

“That might be fine for a mayor, but not in the White House!” — Dave Chappelle

Grandpa Joe ain’t running for a second term and everyone knows it, so they are going to have to get Harris out somehow so they can shoehorn in Newsom or … well, they don’t really have anyone else, do they? No one under the age of 70.

I wish somehow someone would run RFK Jr. The voice thing would be hard to get over but I think it would cause a firestorm. I mean hopefully they wouldn’t do him like they did his dad, but it would be interesting to see what would happen if he ran.