“We are not hiring any minorities to do our dirty work. That’s racist! It’s whites only at the Goode house.”

“This is horrifying! I have only one question, do we call immigration or is this more of a Justice Department issue?”

“I wouldn’t dream of insulting your dignity by telling you what to do. That’s why I specifically hired a white gardener.”

“So you’re firing us because we’re not white?”

“No, no, no. Well, yes, but…”

“We can’t let her sleep in our potting shed.” “But we can’t impose our Western notion of comfort on her. Making her sleep inside on a bed would be cultural imperialism!”

“She does so much, do you think we should pay her?”

“Gerald!”

“You’re right, I keep trying to impose my Western values on her.”