You’re stuck on a deserted island. You can choose one goth chick to keep you company.

Billie Eilish or KFlay?

Remember – there’s no Autotune on a deserted island, and you might want her to sing to you after, you know, doing it.

On a practical level, Billie Eilish would probably slim down nicely – but I doubt already skinny KFlay would make it three weeks.

But consider that KFlay wrote the greatest love song of modern times. A gal who won’t snitch is a keeper. That’s true love.

But even if the cops come calling
Said even if the cops come calling
I’ll never talk
Even if you wreck me, even if you waste the youth I’ve got
Baby if the cops come calling
I’ll never talk