You’re stuck on a deserted island. You can choose one goth chick to keep you company.
Billie Eilish or KFlay?
Remember – there’s no Autotune on a deserted island, and you might want her to sing to you after, you know, doing it.
On a practical level, Billie Eilish would probably slim down nicely – but I doubt already skinny KFlay would make it three weeks.
But consider that KFlay wrote the greatest love song of modern times. A gal who won’t snitch is a keeper. That’s true love.
But even if the cops come calling
Said even if the cops come calling
I’ll never talk
Even if you wreck me, even if you waste the youth I’ve got
Baby if the cops come calling
I’ll never talk






Billy Eilish. The reason: I have been reliably told that she has a decent sense of humor and stardom brought out the best parts of an already sociable person. She is great with fans and loves playing pranks on people. If she stays away from the nasty drugs, she will probably be a wonderful person years from now.
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@freemattpodcast
Having a brother typically means better adjusted and fewer weird issues with men.
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BH, props. This is something, on top of a myriad of things. But I completely forgot that. If I had a bar, your beer is comped.
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You have to look past the sale:

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@guest
At 61 she cleans up pretty well.
Pretty smile, decent skin – you have to ignore the neck because that’s just age and happens to everyone – not obese.
Obviously not a lizard person. You could do a lot worse.
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These don’t look like the “goth girls” I recall — Siouxsie Sioux for example — or the ones in the “Goth” clubs in 90s NYC. I would guess “emo” which seems to now be all mixed up with Goth and even grunge; all featured objectless teen angst but at least Goth dressed it up (literally) with Huysmans and Wilde.
I honestly never heard of this Eilish person until someone was on the ‘net talking about how cool it was she was singing the title song in the “new” Bond film (which looks like it will never be released, which is a pretty Goth thing after all), being as she was the greatest and most popular singer in human history and had billions of fans. Again, I never heard of her and likely never heard her. Make of that what you will.
Excuse me while I shake my fist at a cloud.
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@James OMeara
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Exactly. Siouxsie Sioux is the first person I think of when I hear “goth girl”. These 2 chicks just look like the average young girl I see today with their hair dyed some ridiculous color.
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@Oliver
Micro-subcultures died out with Gen X – as Apple started using “tags” (multiple) instead of “category” (singular). It was already a running joke in Gen X culture when each band invented their own genre name.
Now days the kids call all of it “scene” – so the goth/emo girls are just some permutation of “scene.”
Lady Gaga is “scene” – Taylor Swift is “not scene.”
At least that is what my niece told me like eight years ago, so who knows, maybe it’s different now. She was “scene” but then graduated high school and became “not scene.”
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