Everyone knows that BLM, Antifa, and Hamas are going to stage the revolution after they steal the election from Donald Trump with mountains of fake ballots cast by long-dead voters. Donald Trump will be arrested, and Hillary Clinton will be declared President and Michelle Obama will become Vice President. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will be named the new FBI director and all patriots will be rounded up and sent to Antifa re-education camps.
Just like after the Boston Marathon Bombings done by Radical Islamists that were totally not CIA assets and definitely not connected to Chechen rebels supported by the State Department, Obama’s Civilian Squads will go house-to-house confiscating AR-15’s and burning Bibles and American flags.
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What is going to happen if you are hunkered down in the woods, enjoying a hot MRE, when a team of Obama’s Iranian IRG’s enter your LOS, but your weapons are 100 meters away? You have no time to strap up.
What will you do? Will you surrender and covert to Islam, bow down and say “Black Lives Matter?”
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What’s a day at the office without your tactical necktie and tactical suspenders? You never know when those damn Koreans are gonna go Red Dawn on the accounting firm you work at. And when you get off work and fire up that barbecue, the best way to not be caught dead in your own yard is to be prepared for anything in your tactical grill apron.
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I literally typed the most far-fetched thing I could think of into Google – “tactical condom” – and guess what? Not only do they make digi-cam tactical condoms in an ammo box dispenser, but they make tactical MOLLE pouches specifically for mounting them to your armor, fanny pack, necktie, butt plug, or whatever other bullshit you’ve strung MOLLE webbing on.
Tactical Everything? Go Tactically Fuck Yourself — Erik The Red, November 10, 2014
Banned Hipster 
“Tactical” added to any word makes it cool. It’s like in bad sci/fi where you know it’s in space because they add “space” to everything: space cookies, space gas, space sheets, etc.
I’m working on a tactical cocktail for post-tactical engagement relaxation.
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Also, per the ZMan today, bureaucrats and managers no longer solve problems, like building more housing or more schools; that’s not sexy. Instead, they compete with each other to design “smart schools” or “smart roads” or some other impractical expensive nonsense. Because it has “smart” in the name, it means they are smart too.
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I don’t claim to be a Big Brain Brad or anything, but I probably do understand technology more than your average consumer, and could hold a serious conversation about the reality of artificial intelligence and machine learning – what they like to call “smart.”
When a politician uses the term “smart” what this literally means is “I want to shovel billions of dollars of taxpayer money into the coffers of one or more technology companies that are funding my campaigns and are going to provide me an extremely cushy lobbying position if I lose the next election or when I eventually retire.”
Google front company Sidewalk Labs had a program to make Toronto a “Smart City” and to call it a boondoggle is an understatement.
But worse than just a waste of taxpayer money it was maybe the first trial baloon to turn a major metropolitian area into a real life working Panopticon Totalitarian Technocracy, quite literally, not figuratively, something out of a science fiction dystopian novel.
Now that I think of it, maybe I shouldn’t really be making fun of those “tactical” dudes hiding out in the woods…
I just discovered Joel Kotkin who seems to really get what is happening:
http://joelkotkin.com/books/
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Yes.
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@James OMeara
Good god – The Z Man is … just awful.
There are plenty of good things about conservatism. Lots. The conservative instinct is a good one. Conservative Americanism, decentralization, liberalism, state sovereignty – these are good things, not bad things. Markets, as long as they are not a religion, are a really efficient and effective way to set prices and trade. I’m not anti-conservative, really, I’m actually pretty conservative on so many issues.
But The Z-Man just has an ear for everything bad and nothing good about conservatism.
It’s both infuriating and amusing because he delivers pure nonsense, missing all of the good things about conservatism, and instead taking conservative – really, professional GOP – talking points, at face value … then delivers this facile nonsense with a haughty tone as if he’s really getting to the meat of things that we mere mortals can’t see.
You get that? The Z-Man is “prudent and mature” while all these oligarchs are really just children. Z-Man is the only adult in the room.
This isn’t a political argument, it’s virtue signaling.
Z-Man says the problem isn’t regulartory capture. The problem isn’t campaigns funded by private financial interests. Nor the media. Not financial interests. There’s nothing structural here.
No, that’s just a conspiracy theory.
The real issue is that the liberal elites, those big gumbmit bureaucrats, are really just “children” – read, “girly men” – who aren’t hard-nosed realists like, well, like Z-Man, who wouldn’t be putting up with this “smart” nonsense. No, he would build roads the old fashioned way – dumb.
So if we just replaced the ruling class with hard-nosed, no nonsense men like him – not those girly men, and certainly not women – we wouldn’t be having all these problems with these immature overgrown children.
You see, it’s a moral issue, a personality issue.
All the billionares and all the professional politicians who have been able to stay in office for so long, clearly they are just immature and pie-in-the-sky idealists, which is why nothing works.
The idea that the ruling class are, in fact, extremely competent, self-interested, and mostly cynical operators – well, that’s just a conspiracy theory.
Really, this sort of right-wing nonsense, it’s no different than SJW virtue-signaling.
Z-Man reminds me of a right-wing Thomas Friedman.
http://rolocroz.com/junk/friedman.html
Am I the only one who sees this?
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Well, I just mean to point out that “smart” from his post today operates like “tactical” in your post; local pols will fall for anything “solution” with the word “smart” attached. On the larger issue, I don’t think he’s talking about the tech oligarchs (altho Bill Gates is far from any kind of computer “genius” rather than a sharp business operator) but the politicians. I’m sure the former do play the latter like violins.
The politicians like Sen. Patty from Maine or the Portland or Seattle mayors don’t seem all that smart to me, even in terms of political knack. Sure, 93% of incumbents are re-elected but that’s just the incumbency factor, not any Boss Tweed cleverness. The mayors were elected because they were the most liberal candidates in the most liberal cities, and they’ll likely be tossed out for more “vibrant” challengers, like AOC did to that guy in Queens who was in for decades. Chuck Schumer is at the top of the heap but the only idea in his head is “Is this good for the Jews?”
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Sure, but read it again:
“simply applying the law as intended”
Don’t you see? Everything is really simple. If we just followed the Constitution – if we just did what the Bible plainly says – then everything would just work.
If we had conservatives like Z-Man in charge, he would just “apply the law as intended” because unlike those children he’s not swayed by his emotions.
Nancy Pelosi, her problem is she’s ruled by her emotions. It’s not she’s a cynical and highly effective political operator. No, she’s just a bleeding heart liberal that puts her feelings over the facts of the law.
If you think politicians lie – that’s a “conspiracy theory.”
If you think structural issues have effects – that’s “conspiracy theory.”
Or maybe more to the point: if I think that Z-Man writes what his audience wants to hear, especially, if he flatters them into believing they are morally superior (and smarter) than those liberals – if I think he does it for the money, well …
… that’s a “conspiracy theory.”
Believing people are self-interested and somewhat rational actors, that is a “conspiracy theory.”
I feel like I’m missing something here. Obviously, Z-Man isn’t stupid. I also find it hard to believe he is THAT cynical.
But if I take his ideas at face value, I can only figure we must be talking about a completely different species of human beings.
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Splayd vs. Spork: The Final Countdown.
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I admire your “hustle” and wish you the best in your hunt for the perfect niche in the grifter capitalist economic order.
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